i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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