She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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