He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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