your thong is hanging out like whoa
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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