he referred to my room as the tit cave...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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