i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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