girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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