Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This baby is an asshole
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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