she kept yelling 'call me bella'
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
this is an emotional support booty call
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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