ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have demons in me.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
it glows. i had to have it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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