Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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