Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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