is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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