it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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