I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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