i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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