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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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