so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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