After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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