I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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