The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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