Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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