dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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