One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The uberlube is also flammable
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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