Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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