my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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