I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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