WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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