So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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