Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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