is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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