I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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