I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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