whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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