I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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