So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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