I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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