I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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