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Fuck

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(847): Rock (630): Scissors (630): Fuck http://tfl.nu/tdxv

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what day is it and did you see me today?

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(225): what day is it and did you see me today? http://tfl.nu/sgc7

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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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(330): She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating.. http://tfl.nu/qbj3

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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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(250): Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap. http://tfl.nu/f3x1

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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.

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(864): For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before. http://tfl.nu/hdcs

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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.

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(724): after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger. http://tfl.nu/1s95

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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters

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(517): He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters http://tfl.nu/qui3

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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.

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(585): Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary. http://tfl.nu/sahm

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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?

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(773): What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again? http://tfl.nu/duvn

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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF

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(250): some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF http://tfl.nu/zk16

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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money

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(647): I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money http://tfl.nu/kbmq

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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI

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(864): If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI http://tfl.nu/re47

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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.

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(207): I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night. http://tfl.nu/1vni

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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text

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(404): also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text http://tfl.nu/b0kp

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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.

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(714): There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody. http://tfl.nu/evby

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