how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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