i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
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spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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