i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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