eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
True strength comes from lack of pants
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I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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