I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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