you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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