Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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