the day after is always just damage control
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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