i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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