umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize