I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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