That's intense
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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